I Want a Girl with Short Shorts and a Long Jacket

I was inspired by the Cake song Short Skirt/Long jacket… 

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want a girl who knows what’s best

I want a girl with shoes that cut

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations

Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack

She’s playing with her jewelry

She’s putting up her hair

She’s touring the facility

And picking up slack

I want a girl with short shorts and a loooooong jacket…..